Garth: You know what you can do with your show? You can take a- [The loud whine of a nearby landing airplane drowns out Garth's voice. Cut to Wayne's horrified reaction shot, then back to Garth, several times. No kidding, it actually takes this long. Wayne: You kiss your mother with that mouth?! You've gone mental! From what can be deciphered, it would begin with ripping out her intestines and stuffing them in her mouth.
It's stated several times that this isn't censorship, however, and he is actually just saying "Ing" for some reason. It's implied that he really wants to swear, but has a mental block because of a very strict upbringing.
The science fiction ''Illuminae'' trilogy , being told in hacked documents, censors its curse words. This was sometimes done in 19th-century novels as well. Perhaps in response to this, Patrick O'Brian also blanked out some of the swear words in his Aubrey-Maturin series, resulting in one humorous scene where Diana introduces herself by yelling at her horse, "Get over, you —," which intrigues Jack, who had never heard a woman say "—" before.
Though it hasn't been published, the whatever that is Mundementia One briefly features a Censorship Device that cloaks the characters' profanities from everyone, including onlooking hostile supernatural beings that are strengthened by such things.
It is immediately dropped and becomes miscalibrated, censoring words some distance after curses. Ron Hubbard 's Mission Earth , all profanity is replaced by the word bleep , explained in-story as being translated from an alien language to English by a robot which was programmed as unable to curse.
Booth Tarkington 's Penrod , published in , begins with eleven-year-old Penrod working on a picaresque adventure novel. When the bandit hero gets the better of the police detectives who tried to ambush him, a flurry of colorful metaphors ensues: Soon Mr. I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. And if you [bleep] s don't [bleep] find him innocent, then you can just [bleep] ing kiss my fat [bleep] ing [bleep].
And that [bleep] ing goes for your bull [bleep] court system, too! Mike, I'm so [bleep] ing sorry I couldn't [bleep] ing be there for this [bleep] ing [bleep] y really bogus trial, man. But let me [bleep] tell ya something, Nelson. If I was there, I'd [bleep] ing kick everyone's fat stupid [bleep] ing behinds and then cram it up their [bleep] ing [bleep]. Anyway, Mike, buddy, I hope this [bleep] helps. Take care, Mike. Comic 2 : The fact that you even know that is troubling to me.
FOX Censor : No, you listen to me! Just make the changes! Comic 1 : I'm gonna give my girlfriend a French braid. Have you ever even been on the internet before?
What you should have said was [beeeeep] Hitler [beeeep] mongoloid [beeeep] fisted [beeeeeep] BringBackShiaLebeouf! Oscar: You are, without a doubt, the stupidest— [a loud subway train passes by for several seconds as Oscar's mouth continues to move] —bird I ever met!
Then the bleeps get more frequent until there's more bleeps than audible words at the end. Played With in the song "Mutha'uckas" by Flight of the Conchords , but with parts of the swear words simply left out by the singers instead of bleeped. Some of the curses are obvious like "mutha'uckas" but as the song goes on and the frequency of swear words increases, it increasingly becomes harder to understand.
Bret's second verse, in particular, devolves into nothing but an awkward string of pauses and consonants. Well, I do, so [bleep] him and [bleep] you, too. This line is bleeped out even on the "unedited" version; the censored words which can be heard here at about are "or the President of whatever". Allmusic's review of Limp Bizkit 's Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water notes that it "was also released in a 'clean' version containing no profanities.
One of Scott Steiner 's promos in WCW contained so much profanity someone just hit the bleep button until he had finished talking. Both times Ring of Honor got a television deal they tried to take on a more family friendly approach and both times they ended up having to censor much of Jay Briscoe's promos.
It wouldn't have worked anyway, as censoring the crowds would be impractical on their budget. The "Censored Songs" round in I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue in which innocuous words are bleeped to make a perfectly normal song sound absolutely filthy sometimes becomes this. Team Fortress 2 : The Meet the Demoman animated short.
At one point the title character goes on a 3 second long swearing jag, all of which is bleeped out. In the Blood in the Water comic, Zhanna curses out the Spy when ordered to "be racist! In the final episode of the season, Sam and Max switch a bowdlerizer 's list of naughty words with a shopping list so that they can get a vital clue out of Tiny Timmy At one point in Killer7 , Suzie goes off on a tangent about what she did to some men who made fun of her name, and parts of it get censored out.
This is funny for three separate reasons: in the English version, Suzie like all ghosts is The Unintelligible ; in the Japanese version, her speech is so full of Gratuitous English that it makes no sense anyway ; and the game doesn't censor profanity anywhere else! Torgue in Borderlands 2 had his voice box censored by his own company. The President : "Hi, how are Claptrap : Fortunately, my stake in this tournament has been funded by a generous grant from the fine folks at Gearbox.
Claptrap gets on his phone. What do you mean "unapproved expenses"!? I'm doing cross-promotional work here! Beat Rassin frassin!
When the movie comes out, I am outta here! Claptrap : Excuse me for a moment. Stalker: You're no different than me! I'm gonna beep your beep and beep it!!
Ulala: Shut up! You beep beep!! I'm gonna beep ing kick your scrawny a beep! You piece of sh beep!! In Bob and George the author will frequently pixelate curses, or hide them behind a black bar. Then you have Ran on this page. This year the author picked Ran, and due to Ran having recently suffered a fair amount of abuse, he decided to have Ran go on a whole rant.
The National Wildlife Federation. Beep Beep! Michael Lipske Feb 01, All right, maybe the pollster was a little biased. But he-that is, James Cornett, biologist-wants you to know that he was "stunned" by the results when he buttonholed Washington, D. But a while back, he was in the nation's capital with some time on his hands.
While taking in the sights, he began asking passersby to identify two birds he showed them in color photos. Of those, only one-third correctly named the bald eagle Cornett Says most folks suggested it was a buzzard or hawk. Yet two out of three pedestrians knew the shaggy-crested, long-legged bird in the other picture as a roadrunner. Which left Cornett, who has studied roadrunner ecology in southern California's arid Coachella Valley since , feeling pleased: "I thought, gosh, I'm working on a bird that people know and probably have a lot of questions about.
An authentic desert speedster and a slayer of scorpions and other venomous critters, the roadrunner is a survivor in a harsh land. Though biologists are still unlocking its many secrets, the bird long ago branded itself into our collective consciousness by dint of its distinctive looks, behavior and personality, leaving its mark on everything from Native American folklore to Merrie Melodies cartoons.
Cornett attributes the roadrunner's popularity partly to what he calls the cartoon. He means, of course, a memorable "Beep beep! The popular cartoons inspired a run on roadrunnerisms. From Chrysler Corporation made the Plymouth Road Runner, a midsize muscle car available with a huge cubic engine that used the cartoon bird's image and even its "Beep beep" in advertising.
Richard Petty and other car racers drove a special Road Runner Superbird, with a three-and-a-half-foot-tall tail fin. Visit the Southwest today and even if you never spy a real roadrunner slipping through the desert scrub, you will likely see a symbolic, perhaps even neon, version. To illustrate the roadrunner lectures he gives to audiences of professional naturalists throughout the Southwest, Cornett projects slides of business signs, including those of the Roadrunner Trailer Park, Roadrunner Coffee Shop, Roadrunner Realty and Roadrunner Messenger Service.
In the Phoenix, Arizona, white pages, "Roadrunner" prefixes 58 business telephone listings, supporting the notion that Geococcyx californianus is not only America's best-known bird but one of its most commercial. Of course, roadrunner folklore has been around much longer than roadrunner advertising. Snake-eater was one name for the bird among Native Americans, who respected the roadrunner's pluck in dueling with rattlesnakes.
Also known in the Southwest as the ground cuckoo and the chaparral cock, roadrunners have probably inspired more affection and folklore than any other desert creature. Some Native Americans and Mexican peasants say that tracks from the bird's zygodactyl feet-two toes facing forward and two backward-confound evil spirits or the devil, who cannot be sure which direction the roadrunner was traveling.
A roadrunner crossing your path, say some Mexicans, portends a safe journey. The ease with which roadrunners digest poisonous prey led Mexican folk healers to prescribe the bird's meat as medicine for ailments from backaches to boils. Mexican folk healers were not alone in being impressed by the roadrunner's predilection for eating venomous creatures.
Doubtless, the bird's appetite for rattlesnakes ranks with its role in cartoons as an attention getter. Roadrunners easily kill snakes, including small rattlers, with lightning pecks to the head. The roadrunner is one part Terminator, one part Hoover vacuum cleaner. Its tastebuds are tickled by everything from ants to black widow spiders to prickly pear fruit.
The lithe carnivores even stalk low-flying hummingbirds, leaping to snatch prey from the air. The roadrunner's appetite was an early object of fascination for distinguished ornithologist and bird artist George Sutton. Back in , when Sutton was a scientifically minded teenager in Texas, he kept roadrunners as pets and maintained careful records of their eating habits. I remember when I heard the 'Seven words' sketch thinking that I'd heard all of them on British television.
Then there was the famous Bill Grundy interview with the Sex Pistols, in I think, which caused a lot of fuss in the newspapers the next day, but they didn't pull the plug on it when it went out live. However, in more recent times we seem to have become less tolerant of swearing on television over here; it seems to be more common for words to be censored now than it was then.
Scott D. You can say "pissed" on the radio but not "pissed on" The "beep" is added during post production editing if it was actually live they would just "dump" it. Live radio shows and tv shows are on a delay and when someone curses or sais something offensive a producer will hit a button that will just cause a "skip" in the program, some people wont even realized that anything happened. When they WANT you to know that something was said that shouldn't have been they will add the "Beep" in post production.
There are potentially so many. Possibly the most infamous British TV 'bleepfest' I can remember was inspired by a fly-on-the-wall documentary about the former England football soccer manager Graham Taylor , who famously presided over his team's ignominious failure to qualify for the World Cup. In the aftermath, a documentary was compiled about the qualifying campaign, based mainly on unbroadcast footage taken in the dug-out during the crucial games.
Taylor completely lost it during match after match, as the consequences of his poor selection and substitution decisions unfolded on the pitch: in the programme as originally broadcast, they might just as well have bought several thousand feet of 1khz tone track and dubbed it over the whole thing.
In some scenes there was more bleep than dialogue! This led to a 'nanny state-ism' outcry, and a few months later there was a repeat broadcast, with Taylor's effing and blinding restored in all its infamous glory. Wish I'd taped it George Carlin's original seven words: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
It's such a friendly sounding word. Sounds like a nickname, you know? Hey Tits, meet Toots! Toots, Tits
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